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Bordering on convenience (or: Tescos takes over Border store)…

October 7, 2010 Leave a comment

Yes – astonishing as it may seem – news broke today that Tescos would be taking over the Borders store in Bournemouth Square.

Shocked pensioners were seen to be dancing in the street as they heard that they too would be eligible to buy cheap alcohol from right in the centre of Bournemouth, despite initial protestations from the chap who owns the mini-convenience store round the corner on Richmond Hill.

When interviewed Barry Garlow of “Extract This” (the well known boy band of the 90’s) demanded, “This is just the sort of inner city rejuvenation project old pop bands like ourselves love, it’s a win-win situation all round”.

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